Short version: See this movie. Now. Don't waste time reading this review, just go to a movie theater. I'll wait.
Are you back? Okay, then let's discuss. And I might get a little spoilery, since I know you just went to see it. (You did, right? You wouldn't lie to a partially omniscient narrator would you?)
The things that have been seen are movies. Because, fortunately, they still can't be smelled. Or tasted. I then talk about what I've seen, and whether or not I regret seeing it. And whether you should see it, too. Some people would call that "movie reviews", but they've clearly never been paid by the word.
Showing posts with label scifi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scifi. Show all posts
Monday, October 5, 2015
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Home
Short version: It was sweet, touching, and funny. It also was decidedly aimed at a young audience, with very silly world-building, a peculiar but appropriate story structure, and no subtlety. It was much closer to Horton than Shrek. Adults will likely enjoy the first viewing, but won't find much for repeat viewings.
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aliens,
animated,
dreamworks,
kids,
parsons,
rihanna,
scifi,
wait for it
Monday, March 9, 2015
Chappie
Short version: I'm conflicted. I walked out of the movie really pumped up and loving it. But the more it unspools in my head, the more issues I have with it. I think I have to say that Blomkamp managed to make a truly great story out of a pretty mediocre script. So if you can let yourself just enjoy the story and not worry about little things like realism and consistency, I think you'll love it.
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