Given this week, it is only appropriate that I do a review of the movie that started it all for Throwback Thursday.
If you seriously don't know what movie I'm talking about, I suggest you look at the internet. Any part of it. Seriously. Because this is Star Wars, and this is a phenomenon.
Short version: This is one of the finest action adventure stories ever committed to film.
The things that have been seen are movies. Because, fortunately, they still can't be smelled. Or tasted. I then talk about what I've seen, and whether or not I regret seeing it. And whether you should see it, too. Some people would call that "movie reviews", but they've clearly never been paid by the word.
Thursday, December 24, 2015
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
WW: The Twelve-Fingered Boy
This week's Writing Wednesday is The Twelve-Fingered Boy by John Hornor Jacobs.
This book can be easily classified as a superhero book. It is, after all, about people with powers in the modern world. But it lacks a number of the elements that really define the superhero genre. There are no costumes or capes. There is no fight for truth and justice. And there is no clear victory with a simple morality. This might be better classified as horror, and shelved right next to Carrie and Firestarter.
This book can be easily classified as a superhero book. It is, after all, about people with powers in the modern world. But it lacks a number of the elements that really define the superhero genre. There are no costumes or capes. There is no fight for truth and justice. And there is no clear victory with a simple morality. This might be better classified as horror, and shelved right next to Carrie and Firestarter.
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
TT: Kubo and the Two Strings
I saw this trailer in front of Star Wars. It's the first I've heard of it. At first, I was uncertain. Then excited. Then intrigued. Then uncertain again. Then positive I wanted to know more.
I honestly have no idea what this movie is about. Asian people doing epic things and magic and stuff? Yeah, that's enough for me to be interested.
Pros:
I honestly have no idea what this movie is about. Asian people doing epic things and magic and stuff? Yeah, that's enough for me to be interested.
Pros:
- That's a heck of a cast of voice talents listed
- It looks pretty epic. Did I say that already?
- THE WAVE! DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID TO THE WAVE?!?
Cons:
- I am not crazy about this animation style. This is 100% me, and not a comment on quality.
- I'm teased, but I still have no idea what this movie is about.
- Matthew McConaughey? In an Asian movie? Huh?
Monday, December 21, 2015
MM: The Force Awakens (spoiler free)
Obviously, I must review this movie. Because it's all anyone is talking about. Today's review is the spoiler-free version. Freeform Friday this week will contain the super spoiler version.
Short version: It was everything I wanted, even if it's not a perfect movie. It was fun. It was true to the feel of Star Wars. It had explosions and Force tricks and droids and old friends and, very importantly, humor. One thing the prequels deeply lacked was moments that were funny to anyone above the age of 8.
Short version: It was everything I wanted, even if it's not a perfect movie. It was fun. It was true to the feel of Star Wars. It had explosions and Force tricks and droids and old friends and, very importantly, humor. One thing the prequels deeply lacked was moments that were funny to anyone above the age of 8.
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
TT: Fantastic Beasts
I was going to do something else for Trailer Tuesday. But that's going back in the drafts folder. Because we had an event drop last night.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. The next (or previous?) adventure in the Wizarding World. This is just a teaser trailer, so there's not a lot of meat there. But, ooh, goose bumps.
Pros:
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. The next (or previous?) adventure in the Wizarding World. This is just a teaser trailer, so there's not a lot of meat there. But, ooh, goose bumps.
Pros:
- Duh. Wizarding World. (Nice how they avoid saying "Potter" at any point.)
- Eddie Redmayne looks fantastic.
- The world manages to look both the same as the Potter movies, but with just enough tweaks to make it both several decades earlier and American.
- I'm already liking the strong women in the trailer.
- The trailer itself is beautifully put together.
Cons:
- Is this going to be another bug hunt?
- Um....
I'm super excited. I won't lie. From the moment I heard "lumos maximos", I knew I would be seeing this.
Thursday, December 10, 2015
HH: Bedknobs and Broomsticks
(I'm going to experiment with branching out a bit. "HH" stands for "Throwback Thursday" (because TT is "Trailer Tuesday"). Each Thursday I'm going to post a movie review of an older movie.)
It would be easy to dismiss Bedknobs and Broomsticks as a cheap imitation of Mary Poppins. It is a similar tale of a magical woman coming into the life of needy children. There is a roguish fellow along as both a love interest and a bad influence. The film involves a lengthy sequence of pairing live action with animation.
Three important differences help to rescue the film from such a fate. First, the characters are actually quite different. Second, Angela Lansbury is quite capable of competing with Julie Andrews. Third, Nazis.
It would be easy to dismiss Bedknobs and Broomsticks as a cheap imitation of Mary Poppins. It is a similar tale of a magical woman coming into the life of needy children. There is a roguish fellow along as both a love interest and a bad influence. The film involves a lengthy sequence of pairing live action with animation.
Three important differences help to rescue the film from such a fate. First, the characters are actually quite different. Second, Angela Lansbury is quite capable of competing with Julie Andrews. Third, Nazis.
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
WW: The Aeronaut's Windlass
(I'm going to experiment with branching out a bit. "WW" stands for "Writing Wednesday". Each Wednesday I'm going to post a book review instead of a movie review.)
As some of you know, I am a huge fan of the Dresden Files series by Jim Butcher. I also very much enjoyed his epic fantasy series, Codex Alera (even though I haven't read it all yet). So when I heard that he was coming out with a steampunk/swashbuckler type adventure story, I was super excited!
I will sum up this review very simply: I think I now like Cinder Spires more than Dresden Files.
As some of you know, I am a huge fan of the Dresden Files series by Jim Butcher. I also very much enjoyed his epic fantasy series, Codex Alera (even though I haven't read it all yet). So when I heard that he was coming out with a steampunk/swashbuckler type adventure story, I was super excited!
I will sum up this review very simply: I think I now like Cinder Spires more than Dresden Files.
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